Tuesday, August 12, 2008

GARAGE SALES ARE DANTE'S UNWRITTEN 8TH LEVEL OF HELL.....NO FOR REAL!!!!

SO I SEE THIS ARTICLE TITLED. "A SURE FIRE WAY TO CLEAR OUT ALL THAT CLUTTER" I OF COURSE AM INTRUIGED. THEIR BRILLIENT

SUGGESTION.........HAVE A GARAGE SALE!!!!!!! YEAH BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A TWO DAY BEATING LIKE NONE OTHER. I HAVE NEVER HAD A MORE

MISERABLE EXPERIENCE THAN HAVING A GARAGE SALE!!! LET'S SEE THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY I THINK I WILL MOVE THE CONTENTS OF THE

GARAGE OUT INTO THE FRONT YARD, AND THEN SIT OUT THERE IN THE 105 DEGREE TEMPS WHILE PEOPLE TRY AND WORK ME DOWN FROM A DIME TO

A NICKEL ON SOMETHING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD....OH YEAH, WHERE DO ISIGN UP. I ACTUALLY HAD A GARAGE SALE ONCE AND GOT

SHOPLIFTED!!!!! LADY TOOK HER OLD SHOES OFF, PUT ON A PAIR THAT WERE FOR SALE, AND WALKED ON OFF.....I FELT SO VIOLATED! GOOD THING I

DIDN'T CATCH THEM OR THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN A FLASHING RED AND BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!!!

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