QVC

YOU EVER WATCH QVC? I WAS WATCHING THE OTHER NIGHT REALLY LATE, DON'T ASK, THEY WERE SELLING THIS LITTLE SOLAR POWERED FOUNTAIN. TALKING ABOUT HOW RELAXING THIS IS SITTING HERE LISTENING TO THE WATER.....THEY WERE IN A HUGE WELL LIT TV STUDIO WITH ABOUT 30 CAMERAS AND CREW MEMBERS EVERYWHERE, AND NO SUNLIGHT!!!!!!!! TALKING ABOUT "HEY THIS WOULD BE A GREAT ROMANTIC WAY TO WIND DOWN AT NIGHT"......YEAH UM ONLY ONE PROBLEM LADIES....IT'S SOLAR POWERED......NOT MUCH SUN AT NIGHT IF I'M RIGHT.........

HERE ARE THE TOP 5 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER FIND BEING SOLD ON QVC:

5. THE RONCO HOME AMPUTATION KIT. THOUGH A BIG SELLER IN IN THE 70'S DURING THE WHOLE "HOME AMPUTATION CRAZE" DIDN'T LAST. CUT OFF SHORT IF YOU WILL..........

4. THE REDNECK SLIP AND SLIDE: CONSISTES OF A 3 FOOT LENGTH OF GARDEN HOSE, SOME TENT SPIKES AND A BOX OF HEFTY BAGS. JUST LAY EM OUT, STAKE EM DOWN TURN ON THE WATER AND CRANK UP THE SKYNARD....YEE HAWW!!!!!!!!!!!

3. THE SLOAR POWERED OUTDOOR AIR CONDITIONER. THIS ONE REALLY NEVER TOOK OFF FOR SOME REASON.....HMMMMMMM

2. BEEF FLAVORED PIT BULL TRAING MASK: CONSISTS OF A SKI MASK WITH A STEAK ATTACHED TO IT. AGAIN, NO IDEA WHY THIS WASN'T A HIT....

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