Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A MYSOPHOBIC PIG AND MY BEAGLE THAT PEES WHEN YOU OPEN AND CLOSE THE GARAGE DOOR.....FILM AT 11

SO WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY? WE LEARNED THAT MYSOPHOBIA IS A FEAR OF DIRT....WE LEARNED THAT D'S PICTURE APPEARS NEXT TO THE DEFINITION IN THE DICTIONARY!! WE ALSO LEARNED ABOUT A PIG IN ENGLAND WHO HAD A MUD PHOBIA. SO WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT THAT? GLAD YOU ASKED. YOU GIVE HIM BOOTS SO HIS FEET DON'T GET MUDDY. SHEESH YOU WOULD THINK PEOPLE HAD NEVER SEEN A MYSOPHOBIC PIG BEFORE!......OH WAIT.......

WE ALSO LEARNED THERE IS NO FORMAL NAME FOR THE FACT THAT MY BEAGLE IS TERRIFIED OF THE GARAGE DOOR OPENING OR CLOSING. HE JUST FREEZES WHERE HE STANDS AND ........WELL AND PEES! STOP LAUGHING AT RADAR!!!!!! OK, SO YOU CAN LAUGH, I HAVE TO SAY IT TURNS INTO A GREAT PARTY TRICK IF THINGS START TO WIND DOWN.

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